Doing these in order? Previous disclaimer applies
answers are being collated by our trained staff. (If you pushed
the Submit button without ticking any boxes,
that's still data. It shows you care.) A
statistical abstract will be bound in fine Corinthian leather and
sent to the Library of Congress, to reside on a shelf next to the
Shania Twain songbook.
Have you ever participated in medical experimentation to aid the R&D
of bike manufacturers?
A surprising number of respondents answered Yes to this,
Do you listen to music while in the saddle?
though not to this, leaving us somewhat confused about our demographic
A special note
on Shania Twain:
We have no problem with Ms Twain. Indeed, her album Up! does
its job admirably, and much of Come
On Over is entirely without fault... these being the limits of
our familiarity with her oeuvre. However, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT that you
cut the first few seconds of intro from many of the tracks, e.g., "Let's
Go" (from I'm Gonna Get You Good), "Here it comes"
(Ain't No Particular Way), "Kick it" (I'm Holding
On To Love), "Here we go, yeah" (Whatever You Do! Don't!,
incidentally a great! song!), "Cool" (which sounds particularly
lame for some reason on the marvelous Don't Be Stupid). In her
defense, "Let's go girls" (Man! I Feel Like A Woman!)
is contextually appropriate. Occasionally we even find ourselves mouthing
the words, which is alarming to say the least. As for Up!, it
is strongly advised that you immediately dispose of the bonus CD. It was
a nice idea to provide an entire alternative album - if only Dylan did
this - but you will suffer irreparable harm. You should also avoid listening
to her when she stops singing, just as you should never watch Dylan act.
What would you
like to see on the ideal cycling computer?
"Teenage driver in souped up Honda Civic sensor" - Brian
"Laser to zap people who shout 'yer weels goin roaaaund'" -Steve
True or false: If you fill your innertubes with helium you'll go faster
We have a strong feeling that this is true, though The Institute for Advanced
Studies in Princeton has stopped accepting our collect calls
Does being a cyclist gives you time off from purgatory?
There's something about this in the book of Revelations
What is a sensible amount of money to spend on a bicycle?
A trick question, of course. A recent EU directive, in language which
is a striking departure from the usual legalese, has declared bicycles
to be 'Necessary as air is for breathing and sunlight for seeing; henceforth
and for all time they shall be free to anyone who requests them'
What's your favourite (non-cycling related) reading material?
"Anything with words." -Kingsley
"I don't quite know, but it's sure not this calculus text."
'Smutty fanfiction." -Rochelle
Who would be your ideal tandem partner?
"As long as she's Japanese, I don't care." - Peter
"George Clooney" - Beverly
"Madonna..but she'd need to be in front" - Kingsley
"Someone who's willing to rub my back" - Steve
"Maybe you don't know the girl, but I'm keen on riding with Grit
Franke" - Mathias
"That Twain girl" -John
"Anyone who wants to stoke" -Robert
"If my spouse won't find out, Catherine Zeta Jones" -Steve
Have you arrived at BR after typing something completely unrelated
to cycling into a search engine?
And did you stick around afterwards?
you've come this far we will reward your labour with our kind thoughts.
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