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[sam]

To whom it may concern
The CUK Forum brain trust
what a group they are
blindly driven by trolls
at the wheel of the car
so write a poem I must.

It won't be very long
but neither was my thread
though my posts were technically epic
they made little minds see red
and curious minds see wrong.

Misogynists to the core
cowards without compare
their talk so cheap and meaningless
real prejudice laid bare
clueless validation whores.

As nuanced as a brick
empathetic as a clod
an insult to those who think;
a shameful excuse for a mod –
both of them make me sick.

I've wasted too much time
on forums anyway
thanks for showing me that truth
it had to happen one day
history doesn't repeat, it rhymes. {Almost.}